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Weddings eh? I'm not a fan.
lyrics
I take thee to be my awful wedded wife,
I'm happy and here's why, you're filling up my life with,
Arrangements, engagements, so many things to do,
What we've meant, in a statement, the vows I'll make to you,
Before God, and it seems odd, when I'm an atheist,
And your friends, and my friends, are quickly getting pissed,
But there's tension, don't mention what your mum said to him,
And my sister, I've missed her, but it's best that she's not coming,
The champagne pops, the wine will flow and weddings well,
They come and go,
And marriages they do the same, it's not your fault, you're not to blame,
I'll come and sing, and play the fool, and I'll skinny-dip in the hotel pool
Coz it's the happiest day, in every way, and I'm so glad to be here,
Nothing says I love you like a three course meal and free beer,
The parents wink coz it's my turn next, and I've gotta get me a wife,
They may be coming for me, but I'm watching my back,
And they'll never, they'll never take me alive.
I'm grounded, dumbfounded to be caught unawares,
Surrounded, well-rounded, a guy who really cares,
I'll call you, and be true, we'll talk, we'll compromise,
And I'll learn to calmly do the things that I despise,
But one day I might say that I'm not coming back,
I'll go my way, I won't stay and you can watch me back.
The best man comes the best man goes,
He's hear for you that's all he knows,
And I pronounce you man and wife,
This is the day, this is your life.
The romance is the first to leave,
Coz your mum's in the car park with Uncle Steve.
Coz it's the happiest day, in every way, and I'm so glad to be here,
Nothing says I love you like a three course meal and free beer,
The parents wink coz it's my turn next, and I've gotta get me a wife,
They may be coming for me, but I'm watching my back,
And they'll never, they'll never take me alive.
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